Mr.Miyagi's
Marketing Dojo
Home To Miyagi-Do Marketing
(Est 2023. Okinawa, Manchester, England.)
ミ ス タ ー 宮 城 の マ ー ケ テ ィ ン グ 道 場
ミ ス タ ー 宮 城 の マ ー ケ テ ィ ン グ 道 場
As you scroll down the page…
A sudden whoosh of air catches your ATTENTION
You turn around to see Mr. Miyagi standing there, his karate uniform rustling in the wind.
“Welcome, grasshopper” he says, voice low and steady.
You seek to UNLOCK the MYSTERIES of Miyagi-do Marketing and become REAL MARKETING MASTER like Sensei Miyagi? Discover SECRET WISDOM passed down generation to generation and strike FEAR into competition?
Learn HIGH-CONVERTING marketing methods like: “Paint The Fence“, “WAX ON, WAX OFF“, “Crane Technique“. TRANSFORM your business into POWERFUL, PROFIT-GENERATING MACHINE? GET ADVANCED WEAPONS TRAINING?
Become DEADLY Marketing ASSASSAIN And CONQUER Your Industry?
Create TIDAL WAVE of CONVERSIONS? TSUNAMI OF TRAFFIC?
Unleash the marketing FURY of Miyagi-do Marketing?
…You nod eagerly, feeling a sense of EXCITEMENT and INTRIGUE bubbling up inside you.
“Marketing is like karate“, Mr. Miyagi continues.
“It requires DISCIPLINE, FOCUS, a deep understanding of STRATEGY.”
He pauses, looking at you intently.
“But it also requires something else – something that cannot be taught in books or lectures.“
“What’s that?” you ask, CURIOUS.
Mr. Miyagi raises an eyebrow, a faint smile tugging at the corner of his lips.
His eyes sparkle with a mixture of WISDOM and MISCHIEF.
“It’s a SECRET” he replies, voice tinged with MYSTERY.
The path to mastering marketing is a…
Journey of self-discovery
(Along the way, you’ll uncover this HIDDEN ingredient,
but only if you’re ready. If you’re TRULY ready.)
** YOUR HEART RACES **
A sudden surge of determination courses through your veins.
The ALLURE of this enigmatic aspect of marketing intensifies your CURIOUSITY.
What could it be?
How does it relate to both karate and marketing?
Mr. Miyagi takes a step closer, his presence COMMANDING your ATTENTION.
He places a gentle hand on your shoulder, his touch feels warm and reassuring.
“You see, grasshopper,” he begins.
The SECRET lies within your own unique perspective, your AUTHENTIC voice.
It’s the art of infusing your soul into your marketing, making it resonate with others on a deeper level.”
You lean in, CAPTIVATED by his words.
The notion of infusing your essence into your marketing efforts feels both LIBERATING and INTIMIDATING.
How can you discover and express your true self through marketing?
And more IMPORTANTLY…
How can you ensure it captivates and connects with your intended audience AND increases your…
SALES, LEADS and REFERRALS?
“In due time, you will find your way,” Mr. Miyagi says, sensing your eagerness.
“But remember, grasshopper, true MASTERY comes from…
PATIENCE
** PRACTICE **
REFLECTION
The journey is just as important as the destination.
With those cryptic words…
He releases his grip on your shoulder and takes a step back.
The wind rustles the leaves.
(Carrying a sense of anticipation that swirls around you).
Your mind races with EXCITEMENT.
You know that Mr. Miyagi’s Marketing Dojo is the place where you’ll learn how to master the art of marketing.
YOU CLICK THE ENROLL BUTTON, ready to begin your journey.
As you do, Mr. Miyagi’s voice echoes in your mind.
“Remember, grasshopper, marketing is like karate.
It requires DISCIPLINE, FOCUS, and a unique perspective.
But with practice and patience, you can become a true MARKETING MASTER.”
Do you have what it takes?
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KARATE-CHOP
TO THE FACE
TOO FAST!
SLOW DOWN, GRASSHOPPER
Did you not see that ENROLL button?
It’s right there, just above this section, waiting for you to CLICK IT
But perhaps you’re feeling HESITANT.
Maybe you’re not sure if…
Mr. Miyagi’s Marketing Dojo is right for you?
After all, the world of marketing can be COMPLEX and OVERWHELMING.
But that’s EXACTLY why you need Mr. Miyagi’s guidance and EXPERTISE.
“Now, I will guide you through the first step of this journey,”
Mr. Miyagi declares, his voice resolute.
Follow me…
(You FOLLOW Mr. Miyagi as he leads you to a serene dojo HIDDEN amidst a grove of ANCIENT trees.)
…Inside, sunlight filters through paper screens, casting soft, warm hues across the tatami mat floor.
“Take a seat“… he gestures, motioning to a cushion on the floor.
Close your eyes and BREATHE deeply.
Clear your mind of all distractions.
You do as instructed, grounding yourself in the present moment.
In the stillness, you become aware of your breath, the rise and fall of your chest, and the beating of your heart.
“Now,” Mr. Miyagi’s voice resonates, echoing through the dojo, “envision yourself as a conduit of creativity, inspiration, and connection. Feel the essence of your being intertwining with the energy of marketing.”
As you immerse yourself in this meditative state, a newfound clarity begins to emerge.
You realize that marketing isn’t merely a means to an end—it’s a medium for self-expression and forging meaningful connections.
The secrets of marketing and the path to mastery are unraveling before you, but there is much left to learn.
With a renewed sense of purpose, you open your eyes, ready to embark on this transformative journey, guided by the enigmatic wisdom of Mr. Miyagi.
The story of your evolution as a marketer, intertwined with the principles of karate and the mystical teachings of Mr. Miyagi, unfolds like a tapestry of adventure, growth, and self-discovery. And as you continue down this path, the hidden secret that lies within will gradually reveal itself, leading you to a level of marketing mastery you never thought possible.
Hurry! This offer wont last long. Enrollment is FREE. Limited time. Zero Dollar!
(375 students have already joined. Don’t miss out!)
ROUNDHOUSE KICK
TO THE HEAD
TOO FAST!
SLOW DOWN, GRASSHOPPER
Did you not see that ENROLL button?
It’s right there, just above this section, waiting for you to CLICK IT
But perhaps you’re feeling HESITANT.
Maybe you’re not sure if…
Mr. Miyagi’s Marketing Dojo is right for you?
After all
{TRANSITION BREAKER POINT}
As you step further into…
** Mr. Miyagi’s Marketing Dojo **
You are greeted by a room adorned with ancient scrolls and artwork
(depicting the harmonious fusion of marketing and karate.)
The air is filled with a sense of reverence and anticipation.
Mr. Miyagi, standing at the front of the room,
addresses the gathering of aspiring marketers with his calm and steady voice.
“Welcome, my students,” he says, his eyes scanning the room.
“In this dojo, we will unlock the mysteries of Miyagi-do Marketing and guide you on a path to becoming a true marketing master.”
He walks to a large wooden board at the front of the room, on which the words “DISCIPLINE” and “FOCUS” are written boldly. He points to the first word.
“Discipline is the foundation of both karate and marketing,” Mr. Miyagi explains. “To succeed, you must cultivate discipline in your daily habits, your strategies, and your mindset. It is the key to consistency and the fuel that will drive you forward.”
He then points to the second word.
“Focus is equally important,” he continues. “In the vast world of marketing, it’s easy to get distracted by shiny objects and lose sight of your goals. But a true marketing master stays focused, aligning their actions with their objectives and channeling their energy into what truly matters.”
As the words resonate within you, Mr. Miyagi moves to another section of the room. There, a wooden replica of a fence stands, waiting to be painted.
“Remember the ‘Paint The Fence’ technique,” Mr. Miyagi instructs, a playful smile on his face. “In marketing, it’s not enough to have theoretical knowledge. You must apply what you learn and practice it diligently. Just as painting the fence requires repetitive motion and muscle memory, marketing skills must be honed through consistent practice.”
He then gestures to a small wax container and a stack of cloths nearby.
“And ‘Wax On, Wax Off”, he says. “Marketing requires attention to detail, and sometimes, you’ll need to perform repetitive tasks. Embrace them as opportunities to refine your skills and gain a deeper understanding of your craft. The seemingly mundane can lead to profound insights.”
The room fills with a sense of purpose as Mr. Miyagi’s teachings resonate with the gathered students. He moves to a corner where a wooden structure resembling a crane stands tall.
“The ‘Crane Technique’ represents finesse and elegance in both karate and marketing” he explains. “To truly connect with your audience, you must approach your marketing efforts with grace and authenticity. Find your unique voice, your authentic self, and infuse it into your messaging. It is through this genuine connection that you will captivate and inspire others.”
As the room becomes filled with a palpable energy, Mr. Miyagi returns to the front, his eyes meeting yours.
“Remember, my students, the journey to marketing mastery is not an easy one” he says, his voice filled with wisdom. “It requires patience, practice, and constant reflection. Along the way, you will discover the secret ingredient—the essence of your being—that will breathe life into your marketing efforts and set you apart from the competition.”
He pauses, letting his words sink in.
“Now, my students, it is time for you to embark on this journey of self-discovery and marketing mastery”, he says, his voice filled with encouragement. “May your path be illuminated by discipline, focus, practice, authenticity. And may the wisdom of Miyagi-do Marketing guide you to unleash the true power of your business.”
With those words, Mr. Miyagi bows, and the room erupts in applause. You take a deep breath, feeling a newfound determination and excitement. You are ready